1. 22:37 24th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from notenuf

    (Source: nosdrinker)

     
  2. We have an expiration date, don’t we?
    — Ted Mosby
     
  3. 22:03

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    Reblogged from sobasicallyjuggey

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    smallnico:

look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

    smallnico:

    look at this fucking cookie. look at it. i bought this fucking cookie at my school’s cafeteria. it is the size of my face. i bought it for 2 dollars. this cookie is supposed to inspire sharing among the students because its so fucking huge but clearly whoever thought of that little idea did not understand teenagers. this cookie is a challenge. nobody shares these cookies. they fucking eat the whole thing by themselves because its there. fucking gigantic cookies. fuck.

     
  4. 19:59

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    Reblogged from yourcaptaintorrance

    Happy 32nd Birthday Kelly Brianne Clarkson! (24/4/1982)

    (Source: kellyxclarkson)

     
  5. 17:44

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    Reblogged from sorelatable

    thehatguykyle:

    trendingly:

    13 Hilariously Accurate Charts And Graphs

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    Soo Much Truth. lol

     
  6. 15:39

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    officialnorthamerica:

    sorcery-inthetardis:

    bblackbirdd:

    I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.  

    being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT

    OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST

    that is one attractive family hot damn 

     
  7. 15:37

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    sherrocked:

    My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
    I’m so done with my life

    (Source: amovible)

     
  8. 15:37

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    tastemeimwasted:

arcticmonkies:

sexting


kidlove
     
  9. 15:36

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    unconvenience:

    Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

    (Source: unconvenience)

     
  10. 15:36

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    Reblogged from foreveralone-lyguy

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